Monday, April 16, 2018

To The One Who is (Almost) Officially a Teenager

You were practically born a teenager. The sass. The attitude. The wardrobe requirements. Your age finally caught up to you...well, almost. Technically, you won't officially be a teenager until later this week. You're not 13. Yet.

It makes sense that this letter is've always been in a hurry to grow up.

I'm writing this today, in between responding to your emails. Mostly because most weekdays when you are at school, I am responding to your emails.

You figured out how to talk to me all the time, even at school. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommmmm.

Your "can we get something to eat" face.
I don't even know where to start with this letter this time around. It has been such a wild year, with ups and downs and scary things.

You had your first broken heart this past year. It won't be the last one, it almost certainly won't be the worst one. I want you to always, always, always remember that you are never responsible for the behavior of other people, that no one who treats you badly is someone you should be in a relationship with, that "it is just a joke" is something that people use as an excuse to be cruel. I hope that you learn that friends will come and go too, and that sometimes friends leave with the people you were in relationships with, and that just blows. There's really no way around it. It sucks. But it's not about you. People do their own terrible selfish things for their own terrible selfish reasons. Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt...because it does.

Of course I put this picture in here.
As much as that hurt is real and tangible and significant, it won't last forever. Learning how to navigate friendships and relationships is hard. I remember. Hell, it's still hard now. You're going to screw up sometimes too, and you're going to hurt people. Just admit it when you do it. Apologize. Learn from the experience, then do better. Thing is though, no one owes anyone a second chance, and you don't owe anyone a damn thing.


You have spent a huge amount of time this year worrying about your siblings. You come by it honestly, this propensity to worry. I do it too. About all the things. All the time. There has been a lot to worry about too, and not just the little inconsequential stuff this year. Big stuff. Scary stuff. The kinds of things that shift priorities and make you forget about all your other responsibilities in a hurry. And we did. We all did that for a while. And yeah, your grades suffered a little bit as a result. And yeah, that blip on your GPA radar might mean that you don't get into NJHS next year. It might. And as much as that might suck, and as much as it isn't a fair reflection of what was going on in our lives at that time, it really doesn't matter. No one asks me as an adult whether I got into NJHS when I was 13. They care a whole hell of a lot more about the fact that I am someone they can rely on.

And so are you.

When everything fell apart this year, you were here.

You were here. 

You were here worrying and problem solving and getting things done. Hugging me. Offering to help. Not blinking an eye when things needed to be done. Checking in, asking how things were going. And you missed a lot of school. Life was more important just then. As a result, you got a B+ in math what? That grade should be an A anyway since the basic goddamn logic of mathematical rounding dictates that an 89.96 is an A, but that argument isn't worth having with that teacher and that hill isn't worth dying on. Honest.

Life is as much about figuring out which battles to fight as it is about fighting them. 

Your sister will always know you were there for her. That's a hell of a lot more important than 0.04% in a middle school math class, and it will always be more important. Remember that.

You finished another triathlon this year, already in training for the one coming up in June, hoping to talk some of your siblings into joining you in the competition.

You played volleyball and basketball and are running hurdles again this spring in track, spikes and all. I think you shocked yourself at that first track meet when you kicked in hard, came from behind, and won your 100m dash heat. I definitely wasn't screaming in the stands that day. Definitely not. Nope.

You signed up for even more events at the Science Olympiad this year. We spent hours finding and watching videos on tidal locking. I know something is up when you bring me blank calendars and a pen. If you aren't asking me to design a tri training schedule, it's a unit study schedule for Science Olympiad. All the calendars.

All the calendars, and all the food. SO MUCH FOOD. Where do you put it all? Your ability to cram that much food into that tiny body is an art form, really.

At the very beginning of the year, you came home with a question. Could you play tuba? There weren't any tubas in the band this year and the teacher asked if anyone would volunteer to take on this huge, unwieldy instrument. Without a moment of hesitation, you volunteered, knowing you'd be lugging this gigantic thing everywhere. It's almost as big as you are. Comically huge. And loud. AND YOU LOVE IT.

You've had some health stuff going on, and though none of that is fun to deal with, we'll deal with it...because that is what we do. We'll keep asking questions until we get all the answers, and then we will manage it however we have to. IT WILL BE OKAY. I promise.

At least you don't have to get your nose re-broken again! Whew!

(That was funny. Laugh...)

When I randomly decided to re-launch my photography business late last year, you were the first person to offer to help, even if it means hauling props and shades and reflectors and bags of lenses around. We've got a wedding coming up, so get ready.

When your little brother was cast in his first show, I think you might have been more excited than he was. You told everyone who would listen that he was playing Tiny Tim, though eventually his constant singing grew on your nerves. "Thank you very much...."

You're still basically the baby's spare mom, and he still asks for you nearly as much as he asks for me. You've got a special bond, you two. When you're at school, he tends to walk around asking where you are more than anyone else.

You're the one always cheering in the audience, in the theater, at the soccer field, at the drumline show. You adore your siblings in a way that I'm not sure they understand or appreciate. I hope that someday they all realize that you're always the one there rooting for them, pushing them to do better, holding your breath while waiting for scores. Wherever they are, chances are you're there too.

You wait around too, at least a little, because you've been eager for your sister to finally part with this R2D2 dress. I can't say I blame you. Honestly.

You're an old soul in this tiny body. You are kind and thoughtful and wise. You're constantly worrying about everyone else so much that I have to remind you at least once a day to focus on yourself. Worry about you. Take care of you.

And you're going to need to remember that, because you are so much more like me in that department than I wish you were. You'll sacrifice yourself for the benefit of other people. Try to be better about following my advice about that than I am. Try. I know you probably won't be great at it. We just aren't programmed that way...but know that when you need a break, it is more than okay to take one. When you need to focus on yourself, do it. The rest of the world will be waiting, I promise.

Stay grumpy and spicy and crotchety. Love your creature comforts without regard for how many times we pick on you about your blankets and your slippers and your hot tea and your general granny-ness. Never let anyone tease your quirks out of you. Stay weird. Stay funny. Keep on laughing at those memes that feel like personal attacks until you snort out loud. Just don't do it while trying to hold that fart in. For real.

You know it's not going to work anyway.

I love you, baby girl.

I'm proud of you.

Happy birthday.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Hey, look at me trying to write at least once a month over here...

To be honest, I have been wanting to write a lot lately. Craving it, really. The thing is though...I haven't had any opportunities. People in my house have been sick for what seems like 743 months consecutively. I have been voiceless myself for the past week, even needing to call in sub for work because there is no way the hint of a voice I currently have is going to do battle with a room full of drunk people and bad acoustics.

What I have been doing a lot of, though, is reading. Reading. Reading. Reading.

Partially because of the book club I started, trying to pre-screen books for that group, see if they will be a good fit. I feel extraordinarily responsible for what I am asking people to spend their time on, so I want to make sure that I make good picks. The reality of that means that for every one book that makes the list, I am probably reading at least 6.

It's a good thing I am a fast reader, I suppose.

The main reason that I am reading, aside from the fact that I can do it with an ornery sick three year old, is that I need the escape. I've been spending more and more time in other people's worlds because of reading, and right now, that's got some therapeutic value in my life.

There have been so many shitty things this year, you guys. I wouldn't even know where to begin, not that I am beginning to tell you anything about them because I am not, but still, if I was, I wouldn't know where to start. It is literally one thing after another, and nearly none of them are small inconsequential things. When the least of my worries is the fact that my oldest kid just took the SAT for college yesterday and will be applying in a few months, it's reached epic levels.

But hey, the three year old just got his full-leg cast off today, so baby steps. Awkward, tense, weird baby steps.

One of the books that I just read this week was about death. Well, two of them actually were, but one was fictional and one was a non-fiction memoir-ish style, akin to the the book that I will eventually actually publish of my own. Except mine won't just be about death...but I know now that it will have a whole lot more death in it than I was planning to include for a few reasons, not the least of which is the fact that both of my parents are dead and when both of your parents are dead, it tends to dictate how you walk through the rest of your life.

Like, I have friends who are still hanging on to grandparents....

What the?

I got ripped off.

Anyway. I will be including more death, and more about death and taking care of sick parents and mental illness and weird anecdotes and warnings and advice because the thing about the death book that I read this week is that a lot of the stuff in there, and a lot of the stuff I learned along the way would have been REALLY FUCKING USEFUL to know back when I was in it. Except that our society doesn't talk much about getting old or sick or dead, and so then you don't really have any idea what you are in for until your parents are there and you're trying to take care of them and by then none of the books would have helped you anyway because you didn't read them yet.

And they're not going to do much good after the fact.

So, yeah, I'm going to talk about death more, but in a sneaky way so that people don't realize they are reading about what it is like to deal with privacy rights in a mentally ill aging parent when they really think they are reading a story about my dog.


One of these days, I will get back to writing the actual content of the book instead of just adding more and more and more chapters to the list. I have a few written, but I just keep coming up with more stuff to write about. And then I go to the library and check out 14 more books and don't actually write anything.

I need to just start leaving my notebook in the car again. That actually worked.

Anyhow, I hope that my two readers are doing well. I think about you all the time. And I promise I am working on big gigantic things, and I promise that they're going to be amazing when I actually finish them. But until then, you'll have to accept this pathetic gesture of a blog post. xo

Monday, March 19, 2018

On Wanting to Walk Away

A few months ago now, I created something I'd been wanting to belong to for a while. A book club. It was one of those bucket list things, something I'd always felt like I should have been a part of as an avid reader and writer myself, but being as I have never really been the one included by anyone in anything, I had to make it myself.

The subtitle of my life.

And it's fine, really. I'm 41 years old and used to this truth. Plus, the added bonus is that even if sometimes running all the things I run becomes tedious, I get to decide what direction to take and what to focus on, and I happen to think that is worth all the work almost all of the time.

I've been reading so much. So, so much. So much that I couldn't honestly even tell you how much I have been reading, and to make a list of the books I have read in the past two months would be impossible. I'd have to go looking back through my GoodReads updates and IG pictures since I am trying to use that to keep track of what I loved and what I didn't.

Mostly, though, I am trying to pre-read books for this book club because I now feel responsible for the choices I make since they are potentially impacting over 100 people. I need to be diligent and conscious and deliberate. Some of the selections are going to have consequences for people. Some books have nearly undone the seams of my being, the ones that are pieced together and stitched precariously.

One so far had to be removed from the list when news broke of sexual harassment allegations. Is there nothing left untouched by this toxic masculinity running rampant through our culture? Never mind, don't answer that. I already know the answer and it is terribly discouraging. The hope, though, is that since these things are becoming more and more public and people collectively seem to be caring a little bit more, that maybe just maybe we can raise the next generation of children to be better than we are.

All this reading is also something else that I need to admit. Escapism. For me. To keep me here and grounded, I need to run away to distant lands and hear the stories of other people and immerse myself in fictions. I've never in my life needed to read more than I do right now, so maybe there is more selfishness to this book club than I would ordinarily admit.

Either that, or the timing is impeccable.

The thing about reading as much as I have been lately, though, is that my writing has fallen by the wayside. This, just the most recent IT isn't the first time, it certainly won't be the last, and the more I read the more I take comfort in the fact that writing actually comes easier the older I get. I get better at it. It flows more. I still absolutely kick myself over and over and over again when I finish a magnificent book authored by someone a decade younger than I am, but then I remind myself that nothing in my life has gone according to plan and besides which, I never intended to be a writer anyway.

I have pushed back greatly from social media, staying in the limited capacity I have for the work that I do, the work means that I have to be online. For as much as people enjoy laying blame at the feet of the internet for all that ails our society, it has saved my life more than once. I have built and supported and benefited from the connections made online, and I know that there are times that we can become so isolated in the grips of our own inner demons that there is no such thing as an outside world and that the people who live in the computer might be the only ones listening and caring. So I stay.


I have been hurt by so many people online, and I keep getting back up and fighting again, knowing what is coming. I have to. If nothing else, I am passionate and stubborn.

I recently was roped, persuaded, convinced, whatever, into becoming an election delegate, mostly because no one else was willing. I sat with it for a moment, wanting so much to refuse the nomination because I am so entirely overwhelmed with life and all the responsibilities I have currently, hardly able to keep all the balls in the air, the balls that I dropped instantly a few months ago of necessity. I wanted to refuse, but I couldn't.

And not because I lack the ability to say no, but because if I refuse and allow my voice and the voices of those I advocate for and fight for to be silenced, I am hypocritical and full of shit.

I'd become what I hate most.

And I can't. I can't do that. I won't.

I'd love to say no. To walk away. From so very much in my life currently. But I won't.

It just means that I have one more thing occupying my time all the time. And honestly the fact that I have even been sitting here writing for fifteen minutes feels indulgent because I got on the computer to set up volunteer schedules for a fundraiser, but my fingers found their way here.

And so, I will go and do the things I am supposed to be doing.

Know that if it feels like I've been distant, I have been. I want to write, but I can't.

Apparently, though, I needed to just now.


If you'd like to join the book club, look for The Well Read Introvert on Facebook.

I'll be around, scaring off trolls and trying to keep all the balls in the air. xo

Thursday, February 22, 2018

This Might Be the Hardest Birthday Letter Ever...

Dear Freckles,

You'll be 15 tomorrow. You've already asked me a few times if this is finished. I haven't written this because finding the words is hard for me right now. Too many feelings. As I tend to do, though, I waited until the last possible opportunity and am about to run into your birthday. So, my time is up. I have to do this now.

I have been sitting here staring at a blank screen for a good long while.

Where do I begin???

God, honey. This year. This fucking year.

First, before I say anything else, I want to start by saying that I love you more first.

Now that's out of the way....

When I wrote your letter last year, when you were turning 14 and finishing up middle school, life was a whirlwind, and it was all swirling around you, sweeping you up. You had so many projects and responsibilities and obligations, so many plans and hopes and dreams, so many fears about what the next year would hold.

And now, here we are, on the other side of this year. This fucking year.

This year hasn't been very fair to you. I hesitate to be the parent to you that my father was to me, but the reality is that life isn't usually fair. More things just happen to some of us. And, for reasons that don't exist and aren't worth trying to find, you've had more. I know that this truth sucks, and it doesn't help much to know that this is just the way life is sometimes. I know all this.

And yet, here we are.

Rather than pretend that there is some reason things work out this way, I've done the best I can to try and prepare you to cope. I've tried to give you the skills and the tools that will get you through these times.

And I've failed.

We still ended up here.

The good news about being here, though, is that we are still here.

We are still here. 

You and I.

We are both still here.

We're hanging in there. We're fighting to stay. We're forcing ourselves to talk about the things we don't want to talk about. We're doing the things that we have no interest in doing because they keep us both here.

We're a team. Sometimes this team is messy, sometimes we suck at everything, sometimes we're exhausted, sometimes we feel lost and unsure of how to move forward.

But we're here. Your hand in mine. With fingers, even. (inside joke)

We're all in this together. (also an inside joke and poorly veiled High School Musical reference)

I could write a long post about all the things you've done this year, about all the accomplishments, about starting high school and doing marching band and absolutely dominating your classes and about pushing yourself all the time, but I won't.

Because to me, none of those things matter.

What matters to me aren't the grades or the things you can list on a resume. What matters to me aren't the things that can be objectively measured. What matters to me aren't the things that most people seem to care about these days.

What matters to me is you.

Just you.

Your passion and your laughter and your moments of joy. Your eye for the beauty in life, your heart that loves so many and so much, your determination to get through everything you've had to wade through this year.

The way you and your Dad lock eyes in a way that requires no words when you catch the other one doing or saying the exact same thing. Your similarities have truly revealed themselves this year more than any other, and although I know it doesn't always feel like this is an asset, trust me when I tell you that it is. You have each other. You understand each other more than anyone else ever could or will. Always, always, always remember that.

The way your face lights up when you are playing video dancing games with your little brother, when he is asking you for help with his audition music, when he is doubting himself in some way and you are there, cheering him on. The moment you realized just how much like you he is this month, and when you recognized that as much as you worry about and love him, he worries about and loves you. You can get through this together. And you will.

The way that you and your little sister fight like feral cats, but will defend one another endlessly against the rest of the world. The way that you watch carefully as she navigates friends and boys and remind her to take care of herself in your always-sarcastic-but-loving way. The way you've shown her how to perfect her eyeliner wings. The way you push her to do all her own research, not because you can't just give her the answer (because you could), but because she needs to learn it herself.

The way you scoop up the littlest one and play hide and seek with him even when he is absolutely terrible at it. You are the person who always encourages him to build his imagination, to try new things, to work on his letters and shapes. Even when he drives you batty, you'll turn on Boo-bah and relive your own toddlerhood for his amusement.

The way you worry about your older brother, wonder what life is going to be like for him when he goes off to school and what it all means for you. Always concerned with his parking skills and his heart, you and he have a special connection. Maybe it is that whole oldest kid thing, but you two seem to feel a different level of responsibility for one another, even if you'll never ever admit it out loud. He loves you so much. He worries about you. Just like you do about him.

The way you still can curl up in my lap when you need to. My lap will never be too small and you will never be too big. The way you lean over and grab my hand. The way you have learned when you need time and space to be alone with your thoughts and when you absolutely need to be around people, even if you might hate every single second of it. The way that you have forced yourself to do things that are awful because they keep you here.

The way you write me letters and quietly leave them for me to find when you need help, but can't find the words to ask in person.

Thank you for trusting me to take care of you.

Thank you for believing in me.

Thank you.

You're fighting for yourself. You're fighting for yourself as much as you are fighting for your siblings and your friends and the rest of the world.

I see how brave you are.

I see how strong you are.

I see how you can dig deep to overcome all that you struggle with, I see it.

There is this misconception in our society about bravery. It isn't about not being afraid.

It is about being afraid and doing it anyway.

Every damn day, you're doing it anyway.

And I am so proud of you.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

I love you.

Let's go kick 15's ass, okay?


Friday, February 9, 2018

February, we meet again...

For as much as I do genuinely love the abrupt end of the holiday season every January, I know that the middle of that month will be difficult, and that once I get through that it will be February.

I know that.

It is that way every year since he died.

February always shows up.

This nagging dread. These dark days of winter. The weeks when I have always struggled the most, regardless of what else was going on. This time last year, I really and truly was thinking about ending my own life. When the anxiety and the depression get in my head together, it doesn't take long for it to get bad, especially this time of year when the light is so small and the days are so long.

This year has been so much bigger. Everything has been magnified.

The 15th of January is the day that I lost my first child. It has been 17 years now, but that day still insists on remaining on calendars anyway. I was supposed to be at a wedding the day it happened, but I was curled up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor instead. I'd be forced to justify that absence to people who never cared about me years later. Most of the people who should have cared...didn't. Maybe they never knew what to say, so they never said anything at all.

The thing about having a miscarriage is that it's so easy for everyone else to act like nothing happened. No pregnancy. No baby. No heartbreaking grief. It all gets erased. You become invisible to them. Or if they see you, they turn their mouths down just so, make those sad eyes at you, the ones that indicate they feel sorry for you somehow, but then remain silent nonetheless.

Ah, the ides of January.

Always an asskicker.

This year, I spent a few hours on the following day talking to a bunch of people who'd never lost a baby about losing a baby. Why that conference call had to be that week...I don't know. Life just has a way of working out that way, I suppose. As I struggled to explain what being in that situation was like to people with no reference point beyond a few stories they'd been told, I promised myself that I WAS going to be okay. That this was in a strange and twisted way, a fitting tribute for the anniversary. That it wasn't going to hurt so much because I was trying to make something, anything about this terrible process a little bit better for someone, anyone else. That somehow my sharing of my story could maybe make someone else feel a little bit less alone.

I convince myself of these things without ever knowing whether they are true, but because it helps keep me upright.

It came, then went. I was emotionally drained, but I was okay.


The day after that one, something else altogether happened. And maybe someday I will talk about it here, but it is much more likely that I won't. Suffice to say that I legitimately feel like I have aged ten years in the past month. I've never felt more responsible and powerless at the same time.

At least a few times in these past few weeks, I have found myself longing for reassurance that I was doing the right thing. That I was making the right choices. That I was doing the best that I possibly could. That I had done as much as possible and had found the right people to help. That I had leaned when and where I needed to, and that I wasn't irretrievably damaging anyone else by dropping all the balls I had suddenly let go.

It was one of those priority-rearrangers, for sure.

More than anything, though, I've wanted someone to sit me down and look me in the eye and tell me that 

Even if they don't know that. Even if there is no way to predict what the future will bring. Even then.

The person who was always the best at that was my father. And he isn't here.

He hasn't been here for a very long time.

It will be seven years tomorrow since the Santa Ana winds came and swept him away that morning.

If I am being completely honest with myself, I don't know that he would be particularly helpful or understanding about this situation we are facing. I don't. I don't know that he would comprehend what we are going through or why. I don't know that he would agree with my choices or the determinations that have been made, or the path that we have chosen to walk. I don't know that he wouldn't be like a few of those who know have been - offering well intentioned, but damaging and unsolicited advice. I don't know. Asking questions that only made it worse. I don't know.

But then there have been so many people, so very many people, who have lifted us up. Who have dropped everything at a moment's notice. Who have filled in the places I couldn't be. Who have shown up, handed me food, and let me cry on their shoulders. Who have, without even needing to know more, offered to help. Who have given time, energy, boxes of snacks, bags of coffee. Things to make sure that I was taking care of myself. Keychains and healing rocks to carry with me all the time. Some of them, things that there was no possible was that the giver would have known would have the specific meaning in my life that they have.

I feel like all of these people in our lives right now have combined forces in some magical and mystical way, forming an emotional support Voltron, to be what I need, what I would have hopefully gotten from him, what he can no longer give me. But it is here. It is still here.

It comes from UPS trucks and gets dropped in milk boxes and arrives in the form of memes and poetry.

My father is still here, and every single one of you who have shown us this kindness these past few weeks have given me a piece of him without even knowing it.

So many have asked me lately how I am.

Honestly, I don't know.

I know I am not okay, but I can't seek details beyond that in this immediate reality.

I don't have the luxury of time to think about how I am right now. There are so many other responsibilities I carry, and I can't be bothered to sit around and ponder my emotional well being. I have to be okay, because it isn't just my life depending on it.

I have to.

I happen to be really ridiculously good at crisis mode. Whenever other people need me, I rise to the occasion. And yeah, I usually end up sacrificing some bit of myself in the process, but this is what I do. And my role as saver has to be the most important one right now, because it is intertwined with my role as mother.

There is no other option.

I know that when the immediacy of this crisis passes, and Thor willing, I hope it passes sooner rather than later, I will hit the wall. I know this. I know that once I can lower my guard for even a moment, the waves will come crashing down with a force to level me. I know this. I am so numb right now that I will almost welcome it, because its arrival will signal stability elsewhere.

And we could use a little stability right about now.

This post didn't end up being much about you, Dad. But then you really never wanted me to write about you anyway.

I guess I just needed to tell you that even though things are not okay right now, and that I am not okay right now, we are surrounded by people who love us and care about us. And in each of them, I see a little piece of you.

And even if we aren't okay right now, we will be.

I miss you, Dad...but in a strange way I feel a little bit closer to you now that I have in years.

It would still be nice to hear you say it though.


Monday, February 5, 2018

So, that was 40. Huh.

When you are young and believe in things like invincibility, 40 seems so distant and far away. Not even real, it is so far from where you are and where you've imagined that you'll somehow remain. Time, though, it has a way of telling you that you are kidding yourself, and eventually those years start to catch up to you.

Age hasn't really ever been a thing that I approach with hesitation. I set a bunch of silly goals when I was young, ages I wanted to be when I'd accomplished certain things, and then life revealed just how little I knew about who I'd be, and how little those things that I thought were everything really were.

This year has been a strange one.

In my birthday post last year, I outed myself for being suicidal. Last week, talking with a friend who has been in similar places off and on, I said that I judge my current with my worst. As in, if I'm not thinking about launching myself off a balcony or fantasizing about driving off a cliff, then I must be okay.

Which is bullshit.

Just because I'm not all the way there doesn't mean I'm not there.

Just because I'm a little bit or even a lot depressed doesn't mean it isn't important enough to mention simply because I've been worse.

My current reality has me so caught up in the care and feeding of one of my children that I've forgotten how I feel about any of it. I can't do anything but get up and do the best I can for them because it is my job and I have to because lives depend on it, but I would be kidding myself if I said that I am not weary. And worn.

Exhausted is not big enough a word for how I feel, and it goes so far beyond a physical tired. I hope that when the time comes that I can let my guard down for just a little while, when I can sit down and look myself in the mirror and ask myself how I really am, that I weather that storm well.

I hope.

If nothing else, the experiences of the past year have taught me that I need to be better at following my own advice. I need to talk about it more...but that truth is laced with the unpleasant reality I've lived too many times.

Most people can't handle my truth.

They dismiss it, tell me I am overreacting. Tell me about some story they are seeking comparison for, as if my vulnerability was an invitation for them to try and convince me that they need me more than I need them.

There are reasons I don't tell many people about the things that are going on.

Valid reasons.

And even then, when I do let some people in, I often regret it immediately. Remind myself why I build those walls.

Promise myself I will keep trying to let people in, even when it backfires, because I need to do that in order to survive.

So, that was 40.


At least it's over.

To new beginnings.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Things That Piss Me Off - the I have not been on social media for two weeks hardly at all and just look at this mess...


I need to write, but I can't promise that any of this will make sense. I'm going on week three of anxiety fueled sleep deprivation and being kept upright through the use of a magic elixir known as caffeine.

*slurps gigantic Diet Coke*



Seriously, you guys. I've seen things.

I'm not here to talk about what has been going on in my personal universe, mostly because I am (yet again) peripheral to the story and it really isn't my story to tell and even though way too many people I am related to seem to believe that I overshare EVERYTHING, the truth is that I don't actually reveal very much about the shit that matters. So. There's that.

What I am here to do today, though, is to get some of this rage out of my system. And I said I'd write more too, so killing two birds with one stone or something like that.

I mean, I meant to do a whimsical quote series or some uplifting shit, but we both know that wouldn't last long anyway.

You and me, both, reader. The one of you that is left.

I think it's cute that I still blog as if blogging still holds some teeny bit of relevance in the world.


Long winded, I am today.

Let's get to the rant, shall we?

Hang on. I need to paint my nails....

Seriously. I am painting my nails. Because I have been so busy/distracted/anxious about basically everything the last few weeks that I had old nasty nail polish that I picked off last night. Because I am all up in my bad habits right now.

I know, I know, I know. I need to take care of myself. Can't pour from an empty cup. Put your oxygen mask on first. All those things.

I am amazing at giving that advice and terrible at following it and that pisses me off.

The selective outrage of...well....everyone
I quite literally haven't been reading much news lately. Avoided my Facebook newsfeed completely for over a week. Missed out on all kinds of stuff that I would normally pay attention to, and not really by choice, but because of all that other stuff going on around here.

I had occasion to jump on for a bit and it was pretty obvious that I was going to be really pissed off by what I was seeing. Everywhere.

A whole bunch of people outraged about a Polish doctor being held by ICE because he'd been brought here as a child, his parents entering the country without formal permission. People who never ever seem to notice all the stories of people of color being deported, doctors or otherwise. Even the veterans - people who've served a country that would toss them out on their asses, send them to a country they've no recollection of...those don't seem to rile up the people who were pissed about this Polish doctor.

Then, in every corner of my interwebs, the story of a mom who'd told her doctor she was dealing with postpartum depression, only to have the doctor call the police on her. Allllllll the maternal mental health advocates were in a tizzy over it, made this story she shared go viral, turned her into a hashtag and started protesting at their statehouses over the terrible things that happened to this woman. And, don't mistake my words here - what happened to this woman was horrible and wrong...but let's not pretend for even a fraction of a second that this is the first time it has happened. Black women have been telling these stories for decades, begging mental health advocates to understand that calling 911 during a mental health crisis can be anything but life saving. Listen to black women.


Whiteness. It's a helluva drug.

All those gymnasts...
While it seems like most of the country is shocked and appalled at the horrors told in victim statements, I watched all of it unfold from a weird place in my life. Disconnected, but seeing things that maybe I wouldn't have seen.

This wasn't one victim. Those victims weren't all silent. Some talked and those in a position to do something did nothing. Others knew and allowed it to continue. When rape apologists whine about how victims should have left or said no or should have told someone, this case is a glaringly obvious example of why those arguments are bullshit. Here, a man in a position of authority and unique access to both the underage gymnasts and their dreams, found victims lined up at the door and a universe willing to insulate him.

If you're outraged about this case, be outraged about all the other cases. How many victims does it take to get society to collectively give a shit? 5? 10? 100?

What about all the predators who only violate one person?

Are those victims to be less believed?

While we're on the subject, let's talk about Aziz
You know damn well I don't want to talk about Aziz. Not specifically, anyway. I'm sure as hell not getting into any discussion with people who want to play the "why didn't she leave" card, which rapidly became the new "well, look what she was wearing".

If you're into victim shaming, don't try me.

Women tolerate abuse because we're groomed to tolerate it. We put up with shit like what he did out of fear that it might suddenly turn into something so much worse. Women die at the hands of men who claim not to understand what the words, "no", "maybe on the second date", or "I think I need to leave" mean.

This particular guy has claimed feminism as his own to advocate for, has claimed to be the nice guy who understands, has made money selling books and tickets about how he's trying to be better than most of the assholes out there...and yet, he's still that guy.

Which is exactly the problem.

I saw the stage production about a blind date with my teenagers this past weekend. In the show, there is a recurrent character of the female protagonist's "bail out friend" calling to check on her, give her an out....who eventually comes to the restaurant to make sure that she is okay.

Women have to do that. Men don't.

The thing that makes people uncomfortable about the Aziz story is the familiarity. If you're over the age of 25, chances are damn good that you've had an experience with eerie similarities.

Women, maybe you've been pressured to do something you didn't want to do, felt like shit afterwards, wondered what the hell happened, then proceeded to blame yourself for being there in the first place, rationalized it in your head somehow, carried on.

Men, a whole hell of a lot of you have been there too. Maybe you've been the guy saying, "I'll stop, just don't leave", thinking that she's "playing hard to get". Pressing for more with someone who isn't interested. Pressed on anyway. Succeeded. Considered it a success. Or if she did get brave enough to walk out, you decided she was a bitch. Whined about being friendzoned because if a woman doesn't want sex, she's lesser in your eyes. Do not even come at me with the #notallmen bullshit. I'm not saying all.

It makes us all uncomfortable because damn near all of us have been there to some degree...which is the problem.

Is it the same thing as forcible rape? Of course not.

Is it something we can ignore? Fuck no.

This is absolutely societal. It infiltrates everything kids are taught from birth about gender, seeps into every interaction. We have to talk about it, we have to stop pretending that it isn't a problem. Even if it seems a little too close. Especially if it seems a little too close. 

I'm here to make you uncomfortable. You're welcome.

For the record, guys...I don't give a shit if you feel guilty feelings about things that happened in the past and don't want to admit that you've been that guy. I really don't. Fix it moving forward. Know better. Do better.

And maybe, just maybe you should fucking apologize to whoever you might have hurt.

P.S. All the women out there doing the "she should have left" thing. Stop. For real. Don't buy into the toxicity of rape culture.


Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Things That Piss Me Off Tuesday - the rape culture is a thing edition

Hi. Waves. I haven't done one of these in about.....ohhhh.....five months or so.

Not that I haven't been pissed off in that time period. I have. Trust.

I just haven't been writing much for a whole bunch of reasons, some of which you may care about but most of which you probably don't, so I'll spare you the details.

Mostly I am just really fucking tired of arguing with people online, and have found other ways to more productively channel my energies.

But alas, I am here today. Pecking away. I have work I need to get done, and am trying to multitask, which is one of my actual superpowers. Hooray ADHD. Use your powers for good, you guys.


Hi. I'm so tired of explaining this one. To friends, to strangers, to co-workers. It seems like every week, there is some new breaking story of some man in some position of power or influence or fame who is being accused of sexual harassment at least, aggravated rape at worst. I could list them here for you, but that would be a really long fucking list, and at this point I am truthfully more surprised when a story breaks that ISN'T about some dude treating women like crap.

There are all these people who think that at some point, it'll be a tipping point in terms of the current presidential administration. I don't. His fans/followers/voters/base voted for him knowing exactly who he is and was and has always been, and I don't anticipate there being anything that could sway them. Certainly a settlement with a porn actress about an affair he conducted with her while his third wife was pregnant won't do it.

Stop waiting for people to do the right thing. Stop waiting for Congress to do the right thing. There are probably a whole bunch of men in those hallowed halls who've done the same or worse, so I wouldn't hold my breath waiting on their moral authority.

I am sick and tired of the selective outrage, of the immediate defense of the accused based on whether he is funny or good with a football or OMG YOU GUYS HE IS MY FAVORITE ACTOR EVER or political affiliation. This shit transcends everything. Culture, class, religion, race, all of it.

It is societal.

The pessimist in me, knowing that the vast majority of women I know have dealt with this stuff in one degree or another, suspecting that the vast majority of men I know get a little more uncomfortable with the Aziz Ansari accusations than the Harvey Weinstein ones because they're a bit more familiar, feels like our generation isn't going to be the one that fixes this. We may be irredeemable.

That's not to say that individuals can't atone for the harms they've done, learn, do better, all that jazz. They can. But as a generation, this just might be the thing we're remembered for. Which is great.

Generation X - #metoo

We've got to be better parents than ours were, we HAVE to teach our kids better. We have to raise our sons to value autonomy and consent and healthy, reciprocal relationships. We've got to stop making women's bodies commodities, we've got to stop teaching little girls that when a boy chases you it is because he likes you. We have to, or we're destined to allow this shit to perpetuate.

In which case, we'd be known historically as the generation of #metoo that did nothing.

That would be even worse.

Whitewashing history, with a song a dance
Holy crap the justifications people will use to fall in love with a musical. Yeah, I get it. Hugh Jackman is a great entertainer. Musicals are one of my all time favorite genres of film.

The Greatest Showman is a fictionalized story loosely based on the life of P.T. Barnum, and by loosely based, I mean they trivialized or removed entirely his horrid racism, the fact that he was a slaveowner who went to extreme measures to make sure he could keep his slaves in free states. He objectified anyone different, profited on the differently abled, abused animals and more.

But that tap number. So good.


Yeah, sure...some people know these things about him and will be able to separate the movie that is so fictional it should not have any association with real life people, who'll use it as a jumping off point to do actual research about what a monster he was....but most people won't.

Most people will go, fall in love with the shiny dude on the screen, celebrate the positives of the film, never bother to learn the truth, and have their impression of this actual historical nightmare be completely warped.

This, by the way, is how we got into the political mess that is 2018. Warped history. White washing. Ignoring all the terrible things and upselling the "good" ones with a catchy song and dance.

People being falsely educated about an actual historical character isn't a fun family movie experience, it's really fucking dangerous.


It's almost time for another reminder of the power of privilege
The days are ticking by and it is almost February, when some really awful stuff happened last year.

Well. More specifically, when some really awful stuff came to light in a public, ugly way.

I still won't tell the story because it isn't mine to tell, but I'm dreading the narrative that I know is coming.

We all lost something, sure.

Some of us lost a lot more.

Some people risked their financial security, the welfare of their families, to stand in their truth.

At the end of the day, though, the reason we lost that thing isn't the fault of those who shined the light. It isn't.

It couldn't be.

Even the ultimatum that so many have held up as evidence of how it was the fault of those who spoke isn't. It wasn't.

When you give a person in power a choice between doing the right thing and running it into the ground and they choose to run it into the ground, that choice is not the fault of those who called it out.

It is not.

That choice rested, as it usually does, in the hands of privilege.

You can tell a lot about people in a hurry in these situations, about where their loyalties lie, about what they value the most, about whether biases dominate their assumptions. I have no regrets about where I stood back then. I have no regrets about where I stand now.

I'm still mad as hell, though.

And I'm pretty sure I'll never stop being disappointed in people.

What I am rarely, surprised.

This 2018 version of me...still fueled by coffee and rage.

Monday, January 8, 2018

To New Beginnings or something like that....

It's January. You know...that time of the year when everyone half heartedly resolves to be better versions of themselves for however long that lasts.

I don't really think we should make resolutions for one reason. It's a simple one, really.

Most of us suck at keeping promises we make to ourselves.

I'm including myself here, so spare me the lecture.

I mean, I'm all for self improvement, don't misinterpret my words. I just don't happen to see much utility in doing it just because the date on the calendar changed.

Change because you really want it, because it will improve your health, because it will strengthen your relationship, not because someone selling something on TV told you there was a sale this month.

As for me, I'm giving keto a shot. I started before the holidays, actually, presumably because I enjoy torturing myself. And because I'd rather eat sadness than chocolate.

FOR REAL I need some chocolate.

I'm not doing it for vanity or for the number sewn into my pants to diminish. I'm doing it because my pancreas needs me to.

And it's okay.

I mean, you can eat so much cheese and bacon and avocados. I've taken to snacking on handfuls of almonds and started wondering who the hell I think I am.

I promised myself that I would try to paint my nails once a week, again not for the benefit of anyone on the planet except myself. I want to make sure that I'm forcing myself to do something nice for ME. Because I spend just about all my time taking care of other people, signing up for more and more volunteer projects, taking on more at work, and generally being so busy that I can't see straight.

Truth, though?

That's how my ADHD anxiety ridden brain functions best. I have to stay busy. I HAVE TO, or not a goddamn thing gets done. It really is all or nothing in my life, and there's too many things to get done for me to opt for the nothing side.

Plus, our society is a total fucking trash fire right now, and I really have to keep fighting even if I am worn out because there's this stubborn little voice inside my head that tries to convince me all the time that there are more good people than evil ones and that somehow together we can generate a Care Bear Stare or build a Voltron or something to fix it.

Where are my 80s kids at? You'll get those references.

Anyway, I haven't written here for a while and I probably won't be back for a while because I really am this busy, and one of the things I am doing these days involves FINALLY getting paid to be a sarcastic know it all writer. SO I'm going to do that.

I love you guys. Take care. Be well. Keep fighting.

Oh BTW, this is officially my tenth year as a blogger, which is insane. Peek over at that margin. What the....

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