Worst Boyfriend Ever
So there was this couple. And they were madly in love, or so the girl thought at least. Then she got pregnant and her boyfriend freaked the fuck out.
p.s. that part happens all.the.time.
What happened next though, doesn't.
She was sick and needed to take antibiotics for an infection. Her loving boyfriend gave her the meds, except he didn't give her the right ones.
He gave her something else. He gave her abortion medication.
She lost the baby. The doctors at the hospital inspected the medication after she was admitted for abdominal pain and bleeding.
He pled guilty this week and accepted a plea deal that could include as much as 13 years in prison.
Miley, Miley, Miley
I'm starting to really like this chick. Her most recent video is causing all kinds of debate in the online universe, and you people know how much I like a good debate.
The song isn't for children, the video isn't for children, and she's no role model, but she might be a genius, and she's proving one kickass song at a time that she really is a talented musician.
For those of you who don't understand why she is naked or why she is riding a wrecking ball or why she is licking a sledgehammer, I say this. Congratulations.
You don't understand because you obviously haven't been in that relationship, the one that strips you down to nothing and beats the hell out of you emotionally, that you keep coming back for because you can't live without it.
I'm glad you don't get it.
Instead of focusing on what she is wearing or what she is licking, imagine a world where you get it. Where the song rips your heart out and you end up in tears because it's about you. Imagine that.
Then we'll talk.
Canceled Weddings and Suicide Girls
D.C., I'm pissed.
You don't just work for the fanboys, in case you still haven't figured that out.
You work for us too. The fangirls.
And we are pissed.
Not only did you cancel Batwoman's marriage to her lesbian partner, hiding behind the mantra that heroes can't have happy endings, you actually are running a drawing contest for amateur fans where you want them to draw Harley Quinn planning and executing her own suicide.
What in the actual fuck are you thinking?
I can't even say more about this because I am so fucking disappointed in you.
Did I do that?
I feel like there is this epidemic of assholery, and at the same time this epidemic is hitting, there is this total lack of awareness by the assholes that pictures on the internet get shared and passed around, and eventually everything shitty you do will bite you in the ass.
And yet, this happened.
A woman is suing the hospital and doctors involved in her surgery at Torrance Memorial hospital in California after they put stickers on her face when she was under anesthesia and took pictures.
They gave her a mustache and put tear drops under one eye.
I wish I was kidding.
It's an epidemic, I tell ya.