I type them because I am angry, but then I delete them because I really don't want to commit to the can of worms that they are going to open.
I delete them because people run every single thing I ever write through their own filters, often with no awareness that they do it at all, than lash out at me and at others because of it and their own biases.
It gets old, people.
So, instead of opening cans of worms today, I thought I would do my part to be ridiculous instead.
Unicorns are real, so say the North Koreans.
Rainbows are actually round, we just usually only see part of them. I flew over one once as the sun was setting on the ocean and it was pretty much the coolest thing ever.
Glitter has been around since prehistoric times.
So did this.
It was 104 degrees for no good reason yesterday, and I'd like to ask Ned a question. Winter is always coming right???? I could use some winter now.
With that, I leave you people to your own devices. Have a fabulously ridiculous Friday. Try not to take yourselves too seriously, mmmkay? We cool? Cool.