You know that Meredith Brooks song? This one.
Yeah, that's me. And a bag of chips.
I'm not nearly as outgoing as I appear. I'm way more opinionated than I let on. I'm stubborn as hell and will fight you to the death to prove my point.
I've been told by a great many people that I'm scary and intimidating, but I've just developed good defenses over the years.
I talk. And talk. And talk.
I'm passionate and sarcastic. I will make fun of you, but not nearly as much as I make of myself. I would die if I stopped laughing.
I'm a sucker for puppy dog eyes and kids that call me mama. I'm hesitant but trying to open myself up again.
I'm a total head case. A goofball. I snort when I laugh and stuff goes up my nose all the time. I laugh at my own jokes.
Even though I know better, I love with everything I have.
This is me, and yes - those are jazz hands.