Saturday, October 15, 2011

Don't you hate it when...

You realize that you are in the room all alone and you are still watching The Power Rangers?

You unintentionally sing along to Justin Bieber songs?

You eyeball the M&M's wedged into your preschooler's car seat and momentarily entertain the thought?

You find a new place that your three year old colored on the wall?

You have to ask how long that apple core was under the couch?

You find a clogged toilet that no one told you about?

You have seen every episode of iCarly and can identify new ones immediately?

You put the last load of laundry in the washer and someone spills something literally within seconds?

You finally get around to mopping the floor, only to find little footprints on it when it's dry?

You hide the good Halloween candy and someone else finds your stash?

You stock up the pantry at Costco and all the good snacks are gone in less than 2 days?

You volunteer to do something else that you know you don't have time for?

You realize it's 4pm and you haven't eaten anything or gone to the bathroom all day, even if you've prepared meals and wiped other people's butts?

You finally take a shower only to get out and realize someone dumped a bottle of shampoo on the carpet?

I could go on for pages....we all could.  Ahh, motherhood.  Ain't it grand?

3 comments:

  1. The best part, you never retire...ever

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  2. The M&M thing made me giggle because I was totally there last night... I didn't eat them, but they definitely taunted my preggo brain.

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  3. Congratulations! You totally would have gotten a pass if you did eat them! ;)

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